Filmmaker 'Jack Innov wants to make serious movies but after years spent making low budget horror film rip-off's he realizes his only chance is to bank roll his dreams on the back of a sweeping romantic self-penned porn epic entitled 'Assanova'.

Alas Jack's quest to film his tour-de-force is beset with difficulties right from the start. Managing the miniscule budget is a piece of cake compared to the antics of the eccentric cast and crew; including a junkie assistant, a naked European cinematographer and a pair of lesbian actresses who feel uncomfortable using explicit language.

Even Jack's own sexual inexperience is soon evident, but as a man on a mission, no mishaps or obstacles will sway him from creating his minor modern masterpiece.