1969. Food caterer Joey Putzano, is interrogated clumsily by two, dimwitted, FBI agents, accusing Joey of pulling a pie hit murder in 1960, on “Butt Burp” fart cushion millionaire, Morty Bobinowitz.
Morty was presumably force-fed to death with five coconut cream pies and died of coconut cream pie asphyxiation.
The FBI agents believe that Joey was hired by Morty’s former business partner, Fred Muddwomp, to be a 'Pie Hit Man'. Apparently, Joey used his hit earnings of $20K, towards his lover’s sex change operation.
FBI agents, Bert and Sid, are banking on Joey’s shoe size to match the crime scene’s footprint – a men’s, size16. Case closed. Or is it?